In Response to Zane's Sailor List Blog.
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If you ... then you're a horse person.
* Believe in the 11th Commandment: Inside leg to outside rein.
* Know that all topical medications come in either indelible blue or neon yellow.
* Think nothing of eating a sandwich after mucking out stables.
* Know why a thermometer has a yard of yarn attached to one end of it.
* Are banned from Laundromats.
* Fail to associate whips, chains and leather with sexual deviancy.
* Can magically lower their voices five octaves to bellow at a pawing horse.
* Have a language all their own (”If he pops his shoulder, I have to close that hand and keep pushing with my seat in case he sucks back”.)
* Will end relationships over their hobby.
* Cluck to their cars to help them up hills.
* Insure their horses for more than their cars.
* Will give you 20 names and reasons for that bump on your horse.
* Know more about their horse’s nutrition than their own.
* Have neatsfoot oil stains on the carpet right next to the TV.
* Have a vocabulary that can make a sailor blush.
* Have less wardrobe than their horse.
* Engage in a hobby that is more work than their day job.
* Mucking stalls is better then Zoloft any day.
* Believe in the 11th Commandment: Inside leg to outside rein.
* Know that all topical medications come in either indelible blue or neon yellow.
* Think nothing of eating a sandwich after mucking out stables.
* Know why a thermometer has a yard of yarn attached to one end of it.
* Are banned from Laundromats.
* Fail to associate whips, chains and leather with sexual deviancy.
* Can magically lower their voices five octaves to bellow at a pawing horse.
* Have a language all their own (”If he pops his shoulder, I have to close that hand and keep pushing with my seat in case he sucks back”.)
* Will end relationships over their hobby.
* Cluck to their cars to help them up hills.
* Insure their horses for more than their cars.
* Will give you 20 names and reasons for that bump on your horse.
* Know more about their horse’s nutrition than their own.
* Have neatsfoot oil stains on the carpet right next to the TV.
* Have a vocabulary that can make a sailor blush.
* Have less wardrobe than their horse.
* Engage in a hobby that is more work than their day job.
* Mucking stalls is better then Zoloft any day.
3 comments:
My comment has nothing to do with this post. I actually wanted to yell at you. Haha, Kidding (of course.) You didn't remind anyone that it was your birthday! Haha. I feel so bad now, that I didn't get to wish you a happy birthday. So, I guess I will now. Happy Belated Birthday! Hope it was awesome and you got your license. Oh, and I loved your shoes today. I was talking about them this morning to my friend Rae and she completly agreed.
This is a comment in response to the book you chose to write about on Ms. Morrison's blog. I got so excited when I saw the name Jacky Faber on your post. I wrote about the Bloody Jack books to! I LOVE THEM SO MUCH! But the neat part is I only read up to In the Belly of the Bloodhound! So your mention of the newest one makes me want to start reading them again. The only trouble is I'll have to wait for summer because I can only read books for pleasure and really enjoy them, during the summer. I need peace of mind to read a book for fun. Which means no homework, no school, just me and the book! Thatnks to your post I know just what my first book of my summer will be. Bloody Jack!
So... Equestrians have a vocabulary that can make a sailor blush, eh? Heheh, we'll just see about that.
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